“RAAAH!” roared Godzilla, as he stomped another
city … like an asshole. All the people just sighed
and looked at each other like, “Again? Really?
Didn’t we just rebuild Nakatomi? Great.
Now it’s gone again. Was it insured? It was?
Ok. Good. Where were we?” “RAAAH!” “Quiet, you.” “Raaah?”
“No. We’re not even a little bit frightened.
Why can’t you just have a Coke and a smile?
It’s always stomping and destruction. Have you
heard of the video game Rampage? No? Well…”