It was a dark and stormy night during A
Wrinkle in Time. Snoopy was a Beagle Boy
who boogie-woogied Baron Von Richthofen
for 8 days in the skies over Germany
as he quaffed root beer in his Sopwith’s cockpit.
Meanwhile, Charlie Brown and Lucy leaned on
a wall of rounded rocks mocking art as John
Calvin and Georgia O’Keeffe discussed clouds and
Van Gogh painted stars he couldn’t really see.
Clearly this poem’s dumb, but here’s a question:
Spiro Agnew’s athletic cohorts say what?