Back in the Garden of Eden, Adam and
Eve were being lazy underneath a tree,
staring at the sun, when a man walked up and said,
“Hey … are you two as bored as I Am? Ennui’s
the pits, isn’t it?” Adam and Eve just stared.
The man laughed. He laughed for 10 solid minutes.
The first couple seemed unamused. The man sighed,
pulled out a scythe and said, “To farm: Reap what you…”