Hey … Stephen Curry … who do you think you are?
Michael Jordan, or someone? Reggie Miller?
Allen Iverson? Huh? What do you mean, no?
You’re who? Steph Curry – Esquire? Fair enough.
It’s 2016. You’re playing the Spurs. Me?
I’m locked up, looking at your numbers on screen.
30 points per game? (30-point-five, I mean.)
Didn’t your college team play The Citadel
twice per year? That’s the Southern Conference, right?
One more question, point guard: Have you ever read
anything by Pat Conroy? You might enjoy…