“Heil, how are you? My name is…” – Hitler?! Why
the Hell are you not in the pineapple room?
Get back in there with Adam Sandler. So … “Rob
Schneider is…” What, now? A potato? OK.
Why not? He can do it. He can make copies.
At some point that man made you laugh. Admit it.
Speaking of which, ever hear the one about
Hitler and the two Jews who walked into a
bar? Brownings weren’t necessary that day.
You know … Browning? Automatic? Rifle? Duh.
They are from World War 2. The first line of this?
I stole it from Sein Language, Jerry Seinfeld’s…