So there’s this porno, right? It begins with a
Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and a CiCi’s
pizza driver getting on an empty freight
elevator with Aerosmith. “Going down?”
are the first, last and only words spoken by
the main man in the scene. I haven’t seen it … yet.
I hear it’s one to see, though. Who knows? Maybe
I’ll never get around to seeing it. Meh.
“So it goes.” Kurt Vonnegut said that. He was
talking about death. Me? I’m talking about…